I heard you were looking for a hypo-allergenic dog to take to the White House with you in January. I would like to offer my services to you. I love my family dearly, but have always wanted to serve my country. I believe the White House would be perfect for me. I am an immigrant from Japan, but unlike you I am not a mutt. I am a lovable dog, love to take walks, play with children, and I will keep the floors clean by eating food dropped on the floor. Please consider me for this position. I would like to visit my family on weekends and holidays.
Thank you,
Yoshi
1 comment:
I wish they would consider Tyke. :)
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